Monday, August 20, 2012

66 years of Caesarean Birth

66  years ago a country was reborn from the womb of mid night after a personal tryst of few made its birth possible but it was 'Caesarean'  ( rather than natural ) As it would have in its definition , "  a surgical procedure in which one or more incisionsare made through a mother's abdomen (laparotomy) and uterus (hysterotomy) to deliver one or more babies, or, rarely, to remove a dead fetus. "

Yes , it had more than 1 baby ,Twins were born along a dead fetus. One baby was given surname of #andhi and another Puritan. Dead fetus of #ashmir is still buried for 66 years as a tomb in front garden.

THey tried to give this baby a surname but within few months of its birth the parents couldnt survive but surname survives till now thanks to robustness of  "#andhi".  Some thought it was orphan but surname made sure it survived the society that encircled it. Since the abdomen was cut to deliver another baby as such that wound remain unhealed for another 66 years as doctors didn't stay for long and left during mid night in haste.

The younger baby, born was weak but had extremist ideology  and yet was called 'Puritan' by its maid as it got imported governess from UAE & USA. As it was younger of two siblings as such people were more caring in name of God fearing religion. 

Time moved on & both babies started fighting our toys initially. People sided with younger one quite often as long as they could but after couple of big fights both siblings were separated. DNA tests revealed the parenthood of both babies was different although they were born from same womb.   While as elder one tried its best to reclaim brotherhood but younger one took it always as hegemony of elder one and made sure that its self reliance & purity isn't infected by #andhian  thoughts. 

The Trysting uncle of Baby #andhi couldn't bear the non sense of this puritan & often resorted to going to Uncle Sams new tennis court called UN. It was UNclear to everybody till today what he got in return.

Time moved on & #andhi baby started to learn on its own and thought to become civilized in the immediate company of a naughty fragile Puritan Baby. Every time #andhi would get some accolade in school , puritan would make sure to break the trophy at home or annex it .  Annexation was taught as the legal means of owning the shield. 

Every small battle cry often made sure that elder #andhi baby gets bruised.  Puritan amassed huge respect among back benchers, crowd of cheeky chinks & some oil rich spoiled brats of school. He even surpassed  all records of indiscipline but got some good friends who required this so called Puritan 

Anyhow , Mr #andhi thought to graduate quickly and move away from the company of Puritan with some far away friends and he did succeed in his voyage. Unlike Puritan  landing up with smoking charas , teasing neighborhood Aghani Girls , fighting in back yard with every neighbour and teaching even his youngsters to break the tallest buildings in world.  The contradiction was evident to the society in general.  Mr #andhi became well known businessman and name to reckon in civilized society. 

Mr #andhi was contended to ignore Puritan now but quite often for the noise that Puritan would make from his home and throw the night soil across into his kitchen garden.  Uncle Tryster had died of a shock when a chinky stole his marble table top on which not a blade of grass would grow & he boldly announce thought that he didnt care but before his death he had appointed the caretaker of garden as the same person who was actually the biological father of Puritan. Naturally with time all the insider information of Mr #Andhis home passed into the hands of  Puritan and one fine day , Mr Garden announced in public some revelations that created furor in society.

Puritan wasn't ignoring Mr #andhi and wanted to make sure to spoil the progress out of jealous. It tried all avenues of breaking window panes , throwing night soil into his garden , annexing front door with his Pan Tapri , made lewd comments on  family members of mr #andhi.  Finally one day #andhi had to seal the front gate of house as tweet pelting & puritan goons had started to trouble him. He realised it is safer to stay inside the house and abstain using front route which passed through Puritans home.

Meanwhile Mr Gardner & Puritan teamed up and claimed the front kitchen to be given to Puritan for two reasons.One  that Gardner has been tilling the gardens and two Puritan is his biological son as such legally and under law ful acts of tilling , he should be given the garden. As fate would have it , Mr #Andhis tyrster uncle rather than burying the dead fetus had kept it with Gardner and he claimed the tomb of same in Garden & being its biologic father too. Now Society thought it inappropriate to conduct DNA test of dead fetus after 66 years.

Dead fetus of #ashmir was carried for 66 years as tomb now became bone of contentions along with front garden. Mr #andhi stopped going to office , had to stay at home and gaurd his family . He is now crippled while as so called Puritans roams around the compound finding & utilizing every single opportunity against the peaceful family holed up inside the building.

Lets see what happens next to this Caesarean born twins & dead fetus  as the battle continues. 

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Dawn of Panun India

Long back in 1990s , when half a million Hindus of Kashmir gave a political idiom to their suffering , world was watching them equally in resistance and acceptance . Some stood behind the lines and some on the fence , while as some took measures to break the bones of Margdharshan  much before it could unleash itself .Yet it survived and rejuvenated itself  after quarter of century. Author wants to take summarized view point on its relevance to blood stained & injured Hindu society of India.

From the Pacifier sucking centralist to the Lathi wielding Rightist , from the State sponsored bureucrat to the anti national extremist with AK 47 , this resolution was a hard hitting response on political empowerment of minority community in Muslim majority State.  A question mark on the constitutional pillars of India. A Brave act in History of independent India by a minuscule community of Hindus who never ever would have killed a lamb by themselves yet it was so audacious that every Intellectual community has been debating it for 23 years now.

Today ,these half a million   Kashmiri Pandits might have got mixed within broader contours of  Indian Civilization but they have acted like  salt in the the flour. Post 1990 , the dough isn't sweet any more but it is salty & every state / non state actor knows it very well.  Thanks to the content rich Rock salt of KP intelligentsia .

Demolition of Janambhumi structures wouldn't have been catalyzed if the ideological impetus wouldn't have come from the Kashmir situation. Ekta Yatra (1991)  preceded all these Yatras and that is where this salt of Kashmir made Hindu Dynamite more robust.  Those in action during 1990s remember very well the hustle and bustle of hindu Right wing cadre with Kashmiri Pandit Youth across pan India.

Between all this ,a segment of society within this new found camaraderie didn't anticipate that KPs would ask for separate union territory as it went against the ideology of Akhand Bharat  .It was difficult for them to comprehend that Panun Kashmir would be the building block of Panun Bharat . Concept of  Akhand Bharat was devastated in 1947 and it was irreversible.

KPs understood it as they were the sacrificial catalysts of the Kashmirs Secularism accidental experiment but larger masses in Sangh / Hindu Organisations couldn't understand it owing to their ideological compulsion. Thus the wide split in ranks was imminent.

State Actors used situation to their best advantage and planted various people to divide PK and weaken it. No wonder they broke the Party but they couldn't break the HOMELAND concept. When after 22 years , someone challenged the concept of WHY HOMELAND  that very moment HOW HOMELAND was the answer from youth for these doubting thomases. Pune Conference sent the shock waves among those who thought to dismiss it. Ratification by so many US Senators , MP Assembly and other Hindu Organisation across the world has given a new Meaning to this concept.

Experiment of Secularism & concept of  Akhand Bharat  has failed in Kashmir and now at verge of failure in whole of India as well. This leads us to firm conclusion that two Nation theory of Jinnah was right and we have failed ourselves.

What else can justify the  existence of so many refugees &  pathetic condition of large segments of Hindu society in South Asia . We have Bamiyan Budhas being broken in heart of Hindu heartland / Cow Belt .We have now 3rd wave of radicalization initiated by those who never believed in secularism but stayed on to prove us wrong after 66 Years .

From Owaisi , Madhnis , Bukharis to Abu , Karates , Kasab, Dawoods & Jindals : We must acknowledge that Indian appeasement to keep these snake charmed up has failed. They are here to bite and kill us. What are the options for Indian Society to save and stop the venom ? We need antidote !

What does this mean for the broader India in current context ? Is HOMELAND ideology only specific to KPs or doesnt it have learning for wider population of India ? Should larger Hindu segment of India give up the claim of Akhand Bharat and look for Panun Bharat wherein naturalized citizenship is awarded to Hindus like Jews in Israel ? Wherein we have one constitution , one flag and one law.

Have we reached the place in history of India where in we have to scale down and lock down the territorial borders of our nation to defend the progeny. I feel the answer is very much in  Margdharshan   for them too.

Alas , if they have that intellectual capacity to understand , absorb , reform  and Implement it.